1/11/08 A mushroom walks into a restaurant and the waitress says, "Sorry, we can't serve you here." then the mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fun guy."
"A duck walks into a restaurant and says 'do you have any grapes?' and the host says 'no.' and the duck walks away. the duck goes back to the restaurant the next day and says,'do you have any grapes?' and the host says,'no,and if you come back I'll nail your feet to the floor!' and the duck walks away. he comes back the next day and says,'do you have any nails?' and the host says,'no.' and the duck says,'well,in that case, do you have any grapes?'
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